One day, Zipper, territorial being that he is, decided he didn't like that Clark Bars were being
produced instead of his Squirrel Nut Zippers, and wanted to put a stop to it. And he did.
With a big bang. Much to his dismay, though, by blowing up all the Clark Bars he could find,
he created a delicious new candy - Clark Bites. Oops! Clark Bites are delicious! They're like
bite sized Clark Bars - delicious, real, crunchy peanut butter center, covered in real milk
chocolate - with a bunch of crunch in every bite. Truth is, Zipper loves them, too!
And, because he's a squirrel, he's hoarding all of them.
Fear not, though, we're working on getting some for everyone to enjoy. Look for them in a candy aisle near you soon!
Species: American Red Squirrel
Habits: Hoarding; Running about; Destroying all candies that aren't Squirrel Nut Zippers
Diet: Squirrel Nut Zippers; Clark Bites (although he'll deny it.)
The Lowdown: Best known as the mascot for Squirrel Nut Zippers.
Brought to life by a freak lightning strike at the NECCO candy factory in May,
2012. Extremely territorial. Willing to risk life and limb to defend and hoard
his beloved Squirrel Nut Zippers. Determined to destroy all candies that
stand in the way of Squirrel Nut Zipper production.